After the last two episodes of Fast Times at China Buffet, both of which were old episodes pulled from the archives, we return with a brand new episode, recorded on January 12, 2009 at Taco Bell in Whitewater! In this episode, which clocks in at just under two hours in length, Matt, Bill, and Dave discuss the following:
- Bill’s hatred of Nickelback.
- To Catch a Netflix Thief. Hear it now from the author’s roommate!
- Matt’s research into solid investments: A residential soda dispensing gun.
- JEBMEDS and JEBMEDS 2.
- Fast Times at Luther Prep: Bill and Dave get stalked at a dance, the gang pretends to be a news crew on campus, and sunflower seeds become projectiles!
- Bill’s trip to Japan.
- People in Japan have no idea what Wisconsin is, much less where it is. Is it in between Illinois and Canada? Doesn’t matter…We should just say we’re from either one of those instead.
- Mindless Self Indulgence rules, Suicide City sucks.
- After Dark Films Horrorfest. Bill also talks about Bloodcar. That guy is so late to work!
- The guys scheme about opening a 4D porn theater! The episode reaches a high climax.
- Snakes on a Plane: How Hollywood Really Works. Bill and Dave quote almost the entire skit, albeit out of order and context.
- So, anyway…back to the 4D porn!
- Dave and Matt leave for a while, so Bill stalls and talks to the microphone.
- Did we mention 4D porn?
As you can probably imagine, this episode is quite dirty, so it’s definitely NSFW and also not suitable for children, but our discussion on how to properly adapt specific sex moves for the 4D experience would probably go right over their heads anyway. Enjoy!